national smokers alliance
philip morris hired a pr firm to concoct a "grassroots" smokers "rights" group. a new cause for young co-eds to embrace, next to expressing palestinian "solidarity."

webbers photography
1939 new york world's fair black & white image galleries

peace through understanding forum
bulletin board devoted to discussion of the 1964/1965 world's fair

nywf64.com
1964/1965 new york world's fair

weenie

yoga in aspen public schools draws opposition
by mindy sink, new york times, 2.8.03

a song of themselves
by leonard garment, new york times, 2.8.03
laura bush uninvites the "poet" marilyn hacker from tea and crumpets at the white house. thank you.

unquiet on the western front
an interview with oriana fallaci, new york times, 2.2.03

ah, those principled europeans
by thomas l. friedman, new york times, 2.2.03

the rage of oriana fallaci
by george gurely, new york observer, 2.5.03

oriana fallaci declares war on radical Islam
salon, 11.16.02

how the west was won and how it will be lost
the american enterprise magazine, 2.02

oriana fallaci: anger and pride
thank you.

postfeminism in the aftermath of 9.11
by laura ingraham

1. ganesha
2. ganesha

sos pads
as seen in a 1953 magazine ad

perfumes are poisonous
sad but true.

multiple chemical sensitivity
resources and referrals

meet said.

ingrid barnes

the fallacy of divestiture
by mark silverberg

www.nader.org

oum kalsoum: a voice like egypt

nyc dept of sanitation

spaghetti eastern music

new york state unclaimed funds
perhaps you lost track of a bank account, insurance claim or an ancestor's safe deposit box.

recycling tips

goatsrus.com
hourly, daily, weekly goat rentals.

centropa.org
jewish heritage in central and eastern europe. please see _from our witness project_.

richardthompson-music.com

wholefoods.com
best bean, best balsamic, best market vibe.

oregon wind turbine specs
i would like to have a wind farm.

bryanferry.com
one of the dreamiest voices of all.

jimwich
i love this guy.

the cheese family
o god.

railroad eagles

crackfarm
a guy named wo'o had a farm, for code-writing christian men!

my porn name

chicago
twenty-five or six to four, baby.

us sweat map

forgotten street scenes
coney.

faber's fascination
coney island, usa

lunchmeat webpage backgrounds

how to pledge allegiance

donks
some nice farm animals.

kool-aid
happy birthday. 75.

therapeutic clowning
destroys regular clowning type clown.

casual castration
negotiate first, then have pie.

yes!
we gas ourselves.

levittown
happy birthday.

guimp.com
very small web site.

curta calculators
pre-electronic calculator calculator. round and has a handle!

checklist of cult attributes

cult resources

egyptian mysteries
with interesting and original spellings.

religious movements
dr. jeffrey k.hadden's interesting page, with a sociological spin.

the nuwaubian nation
child-molesting muslim wannabes: obsessed with what they wear and mostly playing egyptian make-believe.

cultic studies review
i'm interested in the correlation between radical religiousity and mental illness.

edge
interesting, insightful things are said!

embrace change
with mindy mac

magellan's
amazing, portable, personal sanitation products

birthday cake for jesus
12/90

boar semen t-shirts

harisu!
with excellent midi file!

swinegenetics.com

dr pepper impersonators

elves who rock

vagina-washing rods

magic diet belt

magic diet nail ring

"using two magnets on your finger tip, makes your blood flow smoothly, help your diet, its legend effect has come through from the ancient oriental countries. besides with its elegant design you can show up your new mode to your acquaintance."

dehorner

lung guns, brisket saws, gizzard peelers and other meat-making devices.

max the maggot

how are paper bags made?

napco paper bag co
of saudi arabia. who woulda thought.

pedal boats in prospect park
this sort of craft suits me. i can pedal and sip a latte.

ice cube tray with cover, by oxo
"have you ever tried to release just a few ice cubes from an ice cube tray only to have all the cubes tumble out? the OXO GOOD GRIPS ice cube tray comes to the rescue! a unique, patented cover design lets you release as many ice cubes as you need. the cover also makes it easy to stack multiple ice cube trays, and prevents freezer odor from permeating your cubes. Innovative rounded ice cubes release easily."

disturbingauctions.com
please see item number fifty-eight ("58"), weinermobile pedal car.

twirlygirl.net
blue tribble pasties! $17.50 small, $20 regular, $22.50 large.

myflorida.com

huge-ass water trampolines: $495

encyclopedia of women in prison films

womeninprison.com

pen pals.

big fun

abundance
new zealand's first vegan holiday retreat center!

catholicshopper.com
presenting more than 6500 catholic products!

inspirational sports statues
from catholicshopper.com

whoah

the walking bible
many van impes have memorized the bible. feel good -- look great!

prayer request
the van impe team will pray for you, but as they do not know your email address, they cannot respond.
note: nice, earnest prayer boy on left side.

bible prophecy portal
"the most stunning new insights ever given by the spirit of god to dr. jack van impe!"

meet jack and rexella van impe
doomsday infomercial meets qvc

white lesbian name-generator

the official ninja homepage
s-weeeet

the praying schoolbus driver

how to share the gospel with pagans
by gwydion, a solitary wiccan from indiana, from the adult pagan essay series (2.97)

waldo's tribute to the tuba

metaspy

admiral yh371gp
i used to have this one.

transistor.org
someone's transistor radio page.

132,000 k-mart electric angel tree-top ornaments
recalled.

200,000 easter egg garlands
recalled.

190,000 ice cream scoops
recalled.

100,000 electric potpourri cookers
"the white ceramic potpourri cookers come in three styles with flowers, humming birds, or the sun and stars painted on the side, all with a white lid and a white power cord."
recalled.

75,000 k-tel food dehydrators
recalled.

1,300 mickey mouse waffle irons
recalled.

20,000 fondue sets
recalled.

mink stole's advice column

texas sex-offenders database search
simple! easy! just put in a zip code and locate the perverts in your neighborhood (but not the good kind).

cedarhurst, ny
a shout-out to cedarhurst, yo.

building the vision of thomas kinkade
a community inspired by the _art_ of thomas kinkade, painter of light, in vallejo, ca. more than two-thousand ("2,000") people visited during its grand opening weekend.

salem witch & seafarers museum
a converted fun house with tours and souvenirs and fifty-year-old wax figures, all with the same exact face.

the paper cup.
a short history.

paper bags.
where to buy them.

welcome to monadnock bible conference
this camp has christ-inspired crafts!

rabbi trading card outrage!

nerdslut.org
"an occasional publication for girls who love girls who wear glasses"

history of blimpie, whose website provides lousy customer service.

history of subway, the sandwich.

fingertouch
never lift a toilet seat again. ever.

the egg

brooklyn historic railway association

scarecrow

ny times gets hip to the glories of the eighteen-wheeler

uncle pho's
french vietnamese on smith street. it's fun to have your cup of coffee and a smoke outside.

bea and urkel
onstage at the american comedy awards

the secret life of bea arthur
i've taken up a renewed interest in bea arthur.
fact: bea is performing on broadway in a new piano act called _just between friends_.

if ever i'm in a coma,

please bring some lemon pledge to my bedside.

it's one of my fondest childhood olfactory memories.

namaste.net
your indian internet guide!

former one and only q-tips web page
i was searching for information about q-tips brand q-tips and found this interesting missive from a lawyer about the mean people at

chesebrough-pond's usa co.
33 benedict place
p.o. box 6000
greenwich, ct 06836-6000

in particular, a lawyer who goes by the name of kenneth c. leonard, esq.

the apple online museum
i just learned about the amazing lisa.

bigmeats

whatever-dude

fark

disinformation
activism, aliens, conspiracies, drugs, entertainment, environment, government, history, human rights, media, mind control, paranormal, people, philosophies, politics, science, sex, spirituality, technology

mcphee.com

enya-celtic dictionary
learn celtic things from enya's music

burning man 2001
commentary and images from evilbutt

bone n bullwhip
self-explanatory

chex recipes
i am going to serve a big bucket of chex soon

supercharged oxygen kills bacteria lurking inside your dishwashing sponge neutralizes nasty odors!
i've taken to coating my kitchen sponge with a layer of baking powder at night so the next day it is fresh and clean!

miles got new glasses!
miles...part rocker, part dreamboat, part muse, part man!

amazing fucking font sets
fifties font sets. luncheonette. tvdinner. makes. me. crazy. only twenty-eight ("28") dollars

tv dinner
a brief recollection of the story behind the first-ever tv dinner

japanese fart videos
my friend matt told me about this.

tirran's furry cosume show
this is for real. furry costume fetish.

breastpals
is not designed well and does not provide a good user experience because it calls for the not-intuitive-right-scrolling method, but it is a site that sells paintings made by a woman called angel. angel paints with her breasts. this is, therefore, breast art.

unofficial burger chef homepage

people
i don't know who these people are.

1962 airstream bambi
oh, god. what is it about airstreams? if i go to burning man next year, i'll be needing one of these.

beret porn
some days, i just want to go outside and throw my beret up in the air and go "whooooooo"

miles on the bone
at burning man, with what looks a bone protruding from his head. miles was a member of the "meat" camp. they had a weber grill, much like mine. this is significant, i'm guessing, because many hippies are present at burning man, those who do not eat meat.

Project:Denny's
this is an important mission, but the presentation is not in line with my own personal aesthetic.

manties
it has been said: panties are for the girls; manties are for the men

sheer white manmold
what is it?

fontlover

swingline owner's club
for the vintage stapler devotee.

meet robot frank

neus
tweezer game

landover baptist church with fashion tips from laura bush

sf weekly (1 | 10 | 2000) review of alex chiu's immortality device

alex chiu's eternal life device

the mermaid parade
you going?

chick publications
where one obtains tracts in the look and feel of jesus

the amazing blenderphone

vintage staplers
finally, someone else appreciates the beauty of the stapler.

from falwell.com: ten commandments book covers
order yours now - they're free.

alanis morissette lyric generator

weLcome To cRack In The boX
i did a search for 'crack' and found this excellent site devoted to crack cocaine.

get your ghost hunter credentials at home now!
the dot-com didn't work out - there will always be wandering spirits. maybe it's time to do something _really_ practical.

plastic: the making of a synthetic century
by stephen fenichell, 1996
up to the chapter on Bakelite now, thinking about my precious, brown Bakelite desk lamp that wad destroyed by some freakin' fixing-things guys who don't know a valuable cultural artifact when they see one.
note: so far the only capital letter used on this entire site is the b of Bakelite.

kvetch-o-rama
kvetch for me, baby.

eprayers
when I wrote to this man in a moment of anger, he prayed his ass off for me. order a box of his mouth-drawn christmas cards.

buried zlive: afghan women under the taliban by jan goodwin
surely, god wants torture and brutality practiced in his name.

hipmama : nursing a baby shouldn't be this much of a problem
"my heart suddenly feels like a hummingbird's, but I reply, 'i'm feeding a baby.'

dot conned, dot-com employee gets laid off without knowing it, by pat kearney (01/04/01)please write a letter to the morons at network, telling them this is not cool.

8-tracks on the big (and little) screen
adventures in low-fi.

if you really loved me, you'd take me here.

mcsweeney's internet tendency: chronicles of rochveldt caertflenk, the ugliest man in the world