my exciting, cosmopolitan day and its contents
1. awoke very, very early, before 8am.
2. received coffee.
3. "played around" on the computer.
4. walked to spuyten dyvel train station.
5. caught this manhattan-bound metroliner and sat.
6. attempted to eat so-called "apple" but it sucked ass, so i
7. gave it to my darling to hold for me.
8. received yummy, important, spiritual gossip.

sadly, i became bored with my own day, one that contained glamour, friendship, connection, good coffee.