what i've done so far today
1. prepared metabolically sound breakfast of:
1a. one ("1") cup irish oats
1b. one ("1") boiled egg
1c. one ("1") 3.1-ounce tuna burger, which violates certain specifics of the food plan i'm trying out, but there's no fucking way i'm throwing out a box of fucking rock-ass tuna burgers.
1d. one ("1") medium-sized, minimally-treated winesap apple
1e. followed by one ("1") metabolically-unsound cup of espresso
2. hung images on bathroom wall, using authentic hickory-handled hammer.
3. engaged in panic-inducing email echange with soulmate.
4. felt searing waves of anxiety.
5. spoke with dear friend, relieving panic and anxiety waves.
6. complained bitterly to prowebsite.com about their inept technical support team who, after five technical conversations about having my email address updated, failed to update my email address, causing my site to be taken down due to lack of renewal, since any notice of such status was most likely forwarded to the not-updated email address.
7. inquired of friend in austin, tx about other hosts that provide acceptable customer service and was turned onto your-site.com but learned that its owner just died.
8. drank water.
9. freshened floral arrangements.
10. wrote letter to god.
11. received reply from god.
12. weighed self.
13. dressed self.